The British public say: "Eh, here's an idea on saving money and obeying what the people want.
Stop the boats and stop housing the illegal channel-crossers with British taxpayers money"
The Conservatives say: "Yes, certainly", but ignore the request.
The Labour Party say: "Well, it's complicated" and then explain they're probably going to
use monies from foreign aid to keep the illegal channel-crossers in the hotels.
Guv'ment-funded BBC:
Some suggest you can't make it up...
Stop the boats and stop housing the illegal channel-crossers with British taxpayers money"
The Conservatives say: "Yes, certainly", but ignore the request.
The Labour Party say: "Well, it's complicated" and then explain they're probably going to
use monies from foreign aid to keep the illegal channel-crossers in the hotels.
Guv'ment-funded BBC:
Some suggest you can't make it up...

It's only an island if you look at it from the water.