Vintage UFO detector instruments

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Vintage UFO detector instruments, gadgets, gizmos, apparatus, & contraptions from the good 'ole days...including 21st century gimmick crap.

The 1973 GEOS-10. Compact and "Swiss"-made, for a cool $13.95 ($93 in 2022 USD)


Newspaper clipping from The Modesto Bee


Ornapress UFO detector Geos-10 Swiss Made Vintage


A 1974 DIY circuit diagram, fun for the whole family!





UFOs and Related Subjects: An Annotated Bibliography (1969)


Contemporary device by Images Scientific Instruments, Inc. Total crap, looks terrible, needs a stupid app. Plenty of false positives, this thing gets fooled by a magnet even in the promo video!





Perfection from UFO Review:



UFO Review Flying Newspaper 1979


In 1953 the Canadian gov was planning to build a flying saucer observatory, led by the Dept of Transportation & Defense Research Board.


St. Louis Post-Dispatch


This 1964 UFO detector passed muster with Manilla Barber, a witch and retired Commander in the US Navy Nursing Corps.


The Philadelphia Inquirer

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Sep 7, 1967:

Santa Ynez Valley News


In 1967 a West Virginia mechanical engineer for Union Carbide designed a UFO detector, and claimed its alarm went off at the same time a UFO was seen hovering over a local UC plant.


Sunday Gazette-Mail


In 1968 police in Ft. Lauderdale mistook a homemade UFO detector for a bomb.


Fort Lauderdale News

1968:




Practical Electronics (UK, March 1969)



Project 1947



The UFO Chronicles



Skeptics UFO Newsletter


This 1951 device, exhibited at the 3rd annual Los Angeles hobby show, appears highly unorthodox at first glance. But it’s clunky and has a big sign stating FLYING SAUCER DETECTOR, so it’s still kosher.



The “Do Nothing” Machine—it produces nothing except smiles.

Life Magazine in 1953 headlined its article, “Machine-Age Revenge—Californian’s mechanical clown is built to accomplish nothing.” It went on to say:

The good earth and green thumb are tools enough for Lawrence Wahlstrom of Los Angeles who, in his calling of landscape gardener, is more immune than most to the tyranny of efficient machine—machines that clamor to write his letters, eliminate distances, grind out his product or wake him with music. But for Mr. Wahlstrom, immunity is not enough. When he gets home he slips into his workshop and takes the offensive, working earnestly with piles of nuts and gears. The resulting machine is his own personal triumph over efficiency. It has no name but 700 moving parts. It is cheap to manufacture, economical to operate and it runs smoothly without a hitch or backlash. More important, Mr. Wahlstrom has made sure this one device will never speed or complicate his comfortable way of life; a captive mass of cogs, it will start and stop, but otherwise it accomplishes utterly nothing.

The machine, and Wahlstrom, had a flirtation with fame in the 1950’s, and Wolf has a scrapbook detailing more than 25 television appearances including gigs on the Garry Moore Show as well as spots with Bob Hope and Art Linkletter.

From time to time, Wahlstrom called the machine a Flying Saucer Detector, or a Smog Eradicator. Obviously, it did none of those things—it does nothing but entertain, the inventor was prone to admit.

The Do Nothing Machine

By Keith Christensen, Tabor, SD

It’s wonderful, stupendous, colossal

It wakes up all of my loves

The most wonderful gadget ever

Now what would you say that it does?

It has big gears and small gears and levers

It has a governor too

This machine is downright exciting

I wonder what all it can do?

There’re seven hundred gears to amaze you

There’s even a flashing red light

Things go this way and that way and new ways

It’s just a most wonderful sight.

A magnificent kind of invention

A wonderful thing to behold

The most beautiful thing in the world

It’s a do nothing machine I am told.

The Internet Craftsmanship Museum Presents: Lawrence Wahlstrom

They have an older vid on their website when the machine was shiny & new. Below is from 2010:

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Flying Saucers February 1961


UFO Sightings Vol. 2 No. 2 (May 1981)




From the 1999/2009 book by LEONARD LANDER, "BEYOND THE DIAL An Investigation into the Electronic Voice Phenomenon and other Esoteric Technological Transceivings" PDF, Page 57