You are not the red tape straw man; that entity is a legal fiction.
If I were some historical figure of note, I would not be the character popularly portrayed.
I am a created being that currently exists, who is endowed with unalienable rights by my creator. Among my unalienable rights are high-speed internet connections and a comfy office chair to sit in while I play keyboard warrior on a message board. Additionally, I have the right to consume mass quantities in my pursuit of cyber happiness.
If I were some historical figure of note, I would not be the character popularly portrayed.
I am a created being that currently exists, who is endowed with unalienable rights by my creator. Among my unalienable rights are high-speed internet connections and a comfy office chair to sit in while I play keyboard warrior on a message board. Additionally, I have the right to consume mass quantities in my pursuit of cyber happiness.
A trail goes two ways and looks different in each direction - There is no such thing as a timid woodland creature - Whatever does not kill you leaves you a survivor - Jesus is NOT a bad word - MSB